hippist: Perfection

hippist:

Perfection

(Source: pastel-rainbow-bliss)

babylonnn: ♡

babylonnn:

♡

(Source: dirtyacid)

One Size Fits All

  • (A man comes to the counter and places two dresses on the counter: one sized XS and one sized XXL.)
  • Me: “Are these dresses both for the same woman?”
  • Customer: “Yes.”
  • Me: “Oh, okay. These are both very different sizes, so they are not likely to fit the same person. What size does she usually take?”
  • Customer: “Um… I’m not sure.”
  • Manager: “Well, does she look more like me or more like her?”
  • (Note: my manager is quite small, and I am quite big.)
  • Customer: “Um… uh… I’m sure these will be fine.”
  • Me: “Sir, because the price is marked down on these dresses they will be Final Sale, so you will not be able to return them if they are not the right size. Are you sure we can’t help you?”
  • (The customer looks around furtively, then leans in close so that only my manager and I can hear what he is saying.)
  • Customer: “These dresses are for me, actually.”
  • (My manager looks at me, and I at her, and then she turns to the customer and speaks a very matter of fact voice.)
  • Manager: “Why don’t you go try them on, then?”
  • Customer: “Really? Would that be okay with you?”
  • Manager: “Of course! Let me get you started with a fitting room.”
  • (I spend the next hour bringing this man dresses to try on and he had a lovely time! He introduced himself to me and thanked us profusely for being so understanding and helpful. He left with four dresses, all of which fit him to a tee, and he came back regularly after that.)

(Source: samrileying)

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

starr8:

I believe I love my guitar more than the others love theirs. For John and Paul, songwriting is pretty important and guitar playing is a means to an end. While they’re making up new tunes I can thoroughly enjoy myself just doodling around with a guitar for a whole evening. I’m fascinated by new sounds I can get from different instruments I try out. I’m not sure that makes me particularly musical. Just call me a guitar fanatic instead, and I’ll be satisfied.

(Source: gregorypecks)

Invade my privacy

  • 0: Height:
  • 1: Age:
  • 2: Shoe Size:
  • 3: Do you Smoke:
  • 4: Do you Drink:
  • 5: Do you take drugs:
  • 6: Age you get mistaken for:
  • 7: Have Tattoos:
  • 8: Want any tattoos:
  • 9: Got any Piercings:
  • 10: Want any Piercings:
  • 11: Best friend:
  • 12: Relationship status:
  • 13: Biggest turn ons:
  • 14: Biggest turn offs:
  • 15: Favorite Movie:
  • 16: I’ll love you if:
  • 17: Someone you miss:
  • 18: Most traumatic experience:
  • 19: A fact about your personality:
  • 20: What I hate most about myself:
  • 21: What I love most about myself:
  • 22: What I want to be when I get older:
  • 23: My relationship with my sibling(s):
  • 24: My relationship with my parent(s):
  • 25: My idea of a perfect date:
  • 26: My biggest pet peeves:
  • 27: A description of the girl/boy I like:
  • 28: A description of the person I dislike the most:
  • 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend:
  • 30: What I hate the most about work/school:
  • 31: What y last text message says:
  • 32: What words upset me the most:
  • 33: What words make me feel the best about myself:
  • 34: What I find attractive in women:
  • 35: What I find attractive in men:
  • 36: Where I would like to live:
  • 37: One of my insecurities:
  • 38: My childhood career choice:
  • 39: My favorite ice cream flavor:
  • 40: Who wish I could be:
  • 41: Where I want to be right now:
  • 42: The last thing I ate:
  • 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately:
  • 44: A random fact about anything:

(Source: putonashow)